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Monthly Archives: December 2016

You FAILED, Christmas 2016, for I yet draw breath!

By the end of Produce, my underpants had slid clear down my butt and hips. They came to a crumpled state of rest in the seat of my “joggers” (grey sweat pants with pineapples on them) and there they seemed content to stay. I tried, once, in the toilet paper, tampon and cold medicine aisle,…

December 30, 2016 in Editorlessness.

Presenting New York Time Bestselling Mega-brat Bigmouth, Therese.

I’m a New York Times Best-Selling author. It’s rather technical, the NYT divides its non-fiction into sub categories. I’m on the Fashion, Manners and Customs list. I’ve decided it counts and have began dressing appropriately for a person befitting my station (see left). The big list…just plain “Non-Fiction Hardbacks”….I think you have to be on…

December 22, 2016 in Editorlessness.

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